There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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