I wish i was in the wii world.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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