Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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