i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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