I need help removing her.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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