Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't deserve a penis
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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