i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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