Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I just put wine in my tea
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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