I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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