ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
