So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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