i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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