Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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