You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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