I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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