the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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