They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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