Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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