Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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