But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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