Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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