you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
