Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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