The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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