My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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