no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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