Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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