Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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