Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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