they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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