I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I love you. Go after that dick
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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