i don't plan on having that self control this summer
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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