So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There's always time for handjobs
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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