My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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