Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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