let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
