Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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