I wish i was in the wii world.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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