If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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