just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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