Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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