I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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