Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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