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help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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