I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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