sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ok first of all what the fuck
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