Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
