Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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