Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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