I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
