is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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